ST Prophets - The Most Unreliable Guides to the Cosmos

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Our Prophetic Services:

• Prophecy - Receive cryptic and often contradictory predictions for the future
• Astrology - Discover your star chart, or rather, our interpretation of it
• Mysticism - Uncover the hidden meaning of life, or just make stuff up

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